[theta123]

So me and MUDKIPS where discussing something about movies
in the end=

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Me=So did you saw that new movie avatar?
MUDKIPS=No is it any good?
Me=Dunno, havent saw it.If the nerds at rottentomatoes give it a 88% score it must be a good movie
MUDKIPS=LOL I determine THAT!
Me= Also know as= No boobbies no gooddies?
MUDKIPS=No vagoo is my taboo

SO epicKIPS

[Prulez]

(23:07:57) (MrAFK) i got nothing for christmas :/
(23:08:17) (MrAFK) my parents and brothers bought a cow in my name for some african family
(23:08:21) (MrAFK) :/
(23:08:28) (+AnThRaX) lmao really
(23:08:30) (MrAFK) i feel ripped off
(23:08:40) (MrAFK) at least buy ME the cow
(23:10:00) (MrAFK) i guess some family in ethiopia will be really happy
(23:10:08) (+AnThRaX) yeah right
(23:10:15) (+AnThRaX) that cow is probably dead already
(23:10:15) (MrAFK) until some militant shoots the cow
(23:10:22) (+AnThRaX) like the fish you get at the county fair as prizes
(23:10:26) (+AnThRaX) dont even survive the car ride
(23:10:26) (MrAFK) lmao

[lildanny]

LOL ^

[Prulez]

(12:31:43) (~DruNkRaVeN) ugh my head hurts
(12:31:45) •• DruNkRaVeN is now known as raven
(12:34:48) (@Prulez) nice hangover
(12:34:57) (~raven) lol
(12:35:04) (~raven) i dont know
(12:35:06) (~raven) how much i drank
(12:35:08) (~raven) last night
(12:35:09) (~raven) my god
(12:35:14) (~raven) theres still people over
(12:35:19) (~raven) sleeping on the floor of the living room
(12:35:20) (~raven) :s
(12:36:15) (~raven) i have 7 smirnoff ice bottles on my desk here
(12:36:21) (~raven) the bottle of jacks is empty
(12:36:35) (~raven) and there's a condom on my floor
(12:36:37) (~raven) wat
(12:36:37) (~raven) WAT
(12:36:40) (~raven) is that even mine

[Prulez]

Prancer, on 24 December 2009 - 11:14 PM, said:

(23:07:57) (MrAFK) i got nothing for christmas :/
(23:08:17) (MrAFK) my parents and brothers bought a cow in my name for some african family
(23:08:21) (MrAFK) :/
(23:08:28) (+AnThRaX) lmao really
(23:08:30) (MrAFK) i feel ripped off
(23:08:40) (MrAFK) at least buy ME the cow
(23:10:00) (MrAFK) i guess some family in ethiopia will be really happy
(23:10:08) (+AnThRaX) yeah right
(23:10:15) (+AnThRaX) that cow is probably dead already
(23:10:15) (MrAFK) until some militant shoots the cow
(23:10:22) (+AnThRaX) like the fish you get at the county fair as prizes
(23:10:26) (+AnThRaX) dont even survive the car ride
(23:10:26) (MrAFK) lmao

(18:05:03) (MrAFK) btw my family didn't donate a cow to african people for charity
(18:05:10) (MrAFK) instead, they donated chickens
(18:05:23) (MrAFK) i guess they didn't tell me that because they knew i'd be a dick and laugh
(18:05:25) (MrAFK) which i did

[I0ny]

Maybe the most epic fail ever for me

(15:40:36) <I0ny> OKIES
(15:40:37) <I0ny> NOW
(15:40:43) <I0ny> lemme enlighten your day
(15:40:50) <I0ny> with my awesome experience from last night
(15:41:09) <I0ny> so i went to a bar
(15:41:31) <I0ny> and had agreed that dad would pick me up from the bar at 2 am latest
(15:41:40) <I0ny> cos they're too lazy to come later
(15:41:44) <I0ny> ah well whatever
(15:41:51) <I0ny> met a few old buddies
(15:41:55) <I0ny> started chatting with them
(15:42:00) <I0ny> then a few girls joined them
(15:42:15) <I0ny> one of them was clearly interested in me (THX ALCOHOL <3)
(15:42:20) <WNxKenny>
(15:42:23) <I0ny> but at some point
(15:42:32) <I0ny> those girls decided to change bar
(15:42:37) <I0ny> i was planning to stay
(15:42:47) <I0ny> and they were almost at the door already
(15:42:50) <I0ny> when this one girl
(15:42:59) <I0ny> shows me with her hands that she wants me to come with
(15:43:04) * Joins: Dethdeath (Dethdeath@ren-C6BB93C3.adsl.wanadoo.nl)
(15:43:04) * ExaBot sets mode: +v Dethdeath
(15:43:04) <I0ny> well i did what i was told
(15:43:04) * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Dethdeath Dethdeath
(15:43:13) <I0ny> so
(15:43:20) <I0ny> followed them into a different bar
(15:43:22) <I0ny> THERE
(15:43:29) <I0ny> it all seemed so good already
(15:43:32) <I0ny> that i called my dad
(15:43:35) <I0ny> not to come pick me up
(15:43:43) <I0ny> said id be at some friend
(15:43:46) <I0ny> well
(15:43:49) <I0ny> at this point
(15:44:02) <I0ny> i had already used about 20e of my awesome 30e bar night budget ;D
(15:44:09) <I0ny> so no money for a cab
(15:44:28) <I0ny> and no place to stay overnight
(15:44:29) <I0ny> yet
(15:44:30) <I0ny> well
(15:44:32) <I0ny> then
(15:44:33) <I0ny> at some point
(15:44:38) <I0ny> this girl faded me
(15:44:40) <I0ny> GREAT
(15:44:44) <I0ny> she just disappeared
(15:44:44) <WNxKenny> xD
(15:44:47) <I0ny> well
(15:44:48) <I0ny> i was like
(15:44:49) <I0ny> oh fuck
(15:45:01) <I0ny> had to start looking for a place to stay overnight again
(15:45:07) <I0ny> so
(15:45:15) <TI3STO> ouch
(15:45:18) <I0ny> there were absolutely no better way
(15:45:22) <I0ny> to start looking for it
(15:45:24) <WNxKenny> that sucks
(15:45:26) <I0ny> but the dancefloor
(15:45:29) <I0ny> so bought more alcohol
(15:45:33) <I0ny> with my last monies
(15:45:35) <I0ny> and went dancing
(15:45:36) <I0ny> well
(15:45:40) <I0ny> there were no good girls there
(15:45:49) <I0ny> so i was like fuck this, imma leave and walk home
(15:45:54) <WNxKenny> should have checked first
(15:46:02) <I0ny> whatever
(15:46:04) <I0ny> well
(15:46:08) <I0ny> went to get my jacket
(15:46:10) <I0ny> AND THERE
(15:46:11) <I0ny> was
(15:46:16) <I0ny> *were
(15:46:22) <I0ny> these 2 girls
(15:46:35) <I0ny> the other one had crazy eyeing on me
(15:46:37) <I0ny> so
(15:46:43) <I0ny> i stared back at her
(15:46:48) <I0ny> she comes to talk to me
(15:46:51) <I0ny> and like
(15:46:54) <I0ny> a few moments later
(15:47:00) <TI3STO> and u jizzed in your pants?
(15:47:02) <I0ny> we're already kissing and such
(15:47:06) <I0ny> well not yet
(15:47:09) <WNxKenny> tito
(15:47:09) <I0ny>
(15:47:10) <TI3STO>
(15:47:11) <I0ny> then
(15:47:18) <I0ny> FOR FUCKS SAKE
(15:47:21) <I0ny> THESE GIRLS
(15:47:24) <I0ny> HAVE A HOTEL ROOM
(15:47:27) <I0ny> how awesome is that
(15:47:31) <I0ny> and they want me to come with
(15:47:34) <WNxKenny> where was kenneths invite
(15:47:40) <I0ny> nowhere to be found
(15:47:41) <I0ny> well
(15:47:42) <I0ny> went there
(15:47:51) <I0ny> and had these awesome kissing moments during the walk
(15:47:55) <I0ny> when we got there
(15:47:56) <I0ny> :DDD
(15:47:57) <I0ny> hahahah
(15:48:02) <I0ny> these girls
(15:48:05) <I0ny> had forgot to tell me
(15:48:10) <WNxOfzo> they were men
(15:48:10) <I0ny> there was 1 more of them
(15:48:13) <TI3STO> if you had a threesome i will ban you from the server
(15:48:18) <WNxKenny> yep
(15:48:20) <TI3STO> thats all good
(15:48:20) <I0ny> well
(15:48:23) <I0ny> when we went there
(15:48:25) <WNxOfzo> oh nais
(15:48:29) <WNxKenny> lol
(15:48:29) <I0ny> this one girl
(15:48:33) <I0ny> who was not in the bar
(15:48:46) <I0ny> had already some guy in there
(15:48:52) <I0ny> and they were under the blanket
(15:48:53) <I0ny> well
(15:48:54) <WNxKenny> ohnoes
(15:48:59) <I0ny> that one girl
(15:49:02) <I0ny> was so fucking loud
(15:49:06) <I0ny> extremely
(15:49:10) <I0ny> but we just ignored her
(15:49:17) <I0ny> then
(15:49:24) <I0ny> this girl whom i had been kissing with
(15:49:26) * Quits: arnyswart (arnyswart@ren-F073E44D.lns20.bne4.internode.on.net) (Quit: )
(15:49:30) <WNxKenny> you didn't ask if she needed a hand? BANDET
(15:49:32) <I0ny> she was taking off her clothes already
(15:49:41) <I0ny> so i did too
(15:49:52) <I0ny> and soon she wanted me to come under the blanket with her
(15:49:54) <I0ny> went there
(15:50:03) <I0ny> and we were like kissing and talking to these others
(15:50:11) <I0ny> but having some handgames already
(15:50:32) <I0ny> so
(15:50:39) <I0ny> we almost got to the point
(15:50:51) <I0ny> where she would've wanted to go further
(15:50:54) <I0ny> but then
(15:50:56) <I0ny> FOR FUCKS SAKE
(15:51:01) <I0ny> someone knocks on the door
(15:51:04) <I0ny> we were like wtf
(15:51:06) <I0ny> it's 4 am
(15:51:09) <I0ny> who the fuck is it
(15:51:14) <I0ny> "Im the guard"
(15:51:14) <cudaker> LOL
(15:51:17) <I0ny> o shit
(15:51:24) <I0ny> apparently
(15:51:35) <I0ny> other rooms didnt want that one girl to shout so loud
(15:51:45) <I0ny> so the guard had come to tell her
(15:51:48) <I0ny> to drop the voice level
(15:51:52) <I0ny> BUT
(15:51:56) <I0ny> when we opened the door
(15:51:59) <I0ny> the guard said
(15:52:06) <I0ny> OH, you cant have 5 ppl in a room for 2
(15:52:11) <WNxKenny> lol
(15:52:12) <I0ny> so
(15:52:17) <I0ny> i was still
(15:52:20) <I0ny> under the blanket
(15:52:26) <I0ny> and the guard had not noticed me
(15:52:30) <I0ny> but then
(15:52:33) <I0ny> the guard said
(15:52:41) <I0ny> to the other guy
(15:52:42) <I0ny> in there
(15:52:45) <I0ny> that he'd have to leave
(15:52:50) <I0ny> i heard it was in plural
(15:52:53) <I0ny> as in you guys
(15:53:00) <I0ny> so i rose my head up
(15:53:06) <cudaker> :S
(15:53:07) <I0ny> from underneath the blanket
(15:53:09) <I0ny> THEN
(15:53:14) <I0ny> the guard starts laughing
(15:53:19) <I0ny> and says o there was another of you
(15:53:27) <I0ny> we were like almost having sex already
(15:53:29) <I0ny> FUCK THAT
(15:53:32) <I0ny> i had to leave
(15:53:34) <I0ny> sdjioasfdgasdklöafa
(15:53:48) <WNxOfzo> D:
(15:53:50) <I0ny> the guard was being pretty emphatic
(15:53:54) <WNxKenny> atleast you almost saw the top of the mountain
(15:53:57) <I0ny> but according to the safety manual
(15:53:58) <TI3STO> at what point can we take the piss?
(15:54:07) <I0ny> he couldnt let us stay in there
(15:54:08) <WNxKenny> plz say i0ny
(15:54:14) <I0ny> i0ny
(15:54:22) <I0ny> so fuck that
(15:54:23) <WNxKenny> at what point can we take the piss?
(15:54:24) <I0ny> out of money
(15:54:24) <WNxKenny> at what point can we take the piss?
(15:54:26) <I0ny> now
(15:54:28) <WNxKenny>
(15:54:31) <TI3STO> AHAHAHAAHH
(15:54:31) <I0ny> out of money
(15:54:35) <TI3STO> FAIL ION Y
(15:54:37) <I0ny> nowhere to sleep
(15:54:37) <WNxOfzo> D:
(15:54:42) <TI3STO> ouch
(15:54:43) <WNxOfzo> naked
(15:54:45) <I0ny> and no1 coming to pick me up
(15:54:49) <I0ny> well i had my clothes
(15:54:59) <I0ny> then
(15:55:04) <I0ny> i just went to sleep at that other guy's
(15:55:10) <I0ny> and then this morning
(15:55:17) <I0ny> called parents to pick me up from there
(15:55:22) <I0ny> but holy fucking shit
(15:55:28) <I0ny> stupid guard >
(15:55:42) <WNxKenny> nasinf ashold bandit guards
(15:55:48) <I0ny> yea
(15:55:55) <I0ny> well i still got her number

[Prulez]

tl;dr: I0ny wanted to sleep over with a girl he picked up in the bar, there were 5 in the hotel room where 2 were allowed, guard kicked them out when he was about to nail her.

Also, you got owned. Hard.

[lildanny]

LOL, i0ny!
But, it would have been better to read that whole quote if at the end you DID nail her.

[TieSTo]

It wouldn't have been as funny if he did nail her though.

[OniZuka]

Tiesto, on 02 January 2010 - 12:15 PM, said:

It wouldn't have been as funny if he did nail her though.

tru

[lildanny]

Tiesto, on 02 January 2010 - 09:15 AM, said:

It wouldn't have been as funny if he did nail her though.

hence- FAIL i0ny!

[Cunin]

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<Robs> ive drunk loads of cock, which dosent help :v

[Prulez]

(22:38:22) (&ExodusBot) [Team] OSTKkiller: !buy weapon
(22:38:23) (&ExodusBot) Host: [BR] OSTKkiller please use the pt like any other normal renegader!
(22:38:33) (&ExodusBot) OSTKkiller: !pt

[lildanny]

Prulez, on 25 February 2010 - 01:39 PM, said:

(22:38:22) (&ExodusBot) [Team] OSTKkiller: !buy weapon
(22:38:23) (&ExodusBot) Host: [BR] OSTKkiller please use the pt like any other normal renegader!
(22:38:33) (&ExodusBot) OSTKkiller: !pt

LOL, maybe change the phrase to "OSTKkiller please use the purchase terminal like any other normal renegader!"

[yemDX]

yemDX: hey you guys this is really weird... (map bug thing)
matricks: hmm.. that's bizar.
yemDX: what? you mean bizzarre?
matricks: yes thank you
teetow: bizarre*
yemDX: oh bizare thanks teetow

i hate bizare

[OniZuka]

Prulez, on 25 February 2010 - 04:39 PM, said:

(22:38:22) (&ExodusBot) [Team] OSTKkiller: !buy weapon
(22:38:23) (&ExodusBot) Host: [BR] OSTKkiller please use the pt like any other normal renegader!
(22:38:33) (&ExodusBot) OSTKkiller: !pt

lool

Duz this look like Atomix to you?!! GTFO

[VolcomJr]

danke604: !buy stealthtank
danke604: how buy stealth tank?
diefr00b: just buy it
Host: [RC] (@RuFlez@IRC) you need to be level 3
danke604: i not see buying store
danke604: how get level
diefr00b: hmmm maybe u need to reload renegade
Host: [RC] (@RuFlez@IRC) it apears when you are level 3
danke604: how i get level
diefr00b: die alot
=RZ=ONAKKES-NL-: when ur dick is like 2 ft
Host: [RC] (&Trojan@IRC) stanks can also be got if u buy them in another server and do a !transfer to the server name u want
danke604: what if not wait for me in server
(&Trojan@IRC) your stank will be locked to you
(&Trojan@IRC) no one can kill it or get in it until you are in game

[lildanny]

VolcomJr, on 28 February 2010 - 05:49 PM, said:

=RZ=ONAKKES-NL-: when ur dick is like 2 ft

LOL

[Volcom]

[ 03:29:11 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Fifaheld: nice fuck looser camper
[ 03:29:21 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Volcom: IM NOT LOOS
[ 03:29:23 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Dreptile: we have an agt lol
[ 03:29:26 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Volcom: IM TIGHT AS FUCK
[ 03:29:43 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Fifaheld: ok we have the points and the time..camping time
[ 03:29:49 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Dreptile: Have fun
[ 03:29:54 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Fifaheld: thx
[ 03:29:58 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Volcom: DONT BE A LOOSE CAMPER
[ 03:30:07 ] [ &ExodusBot ] [Vehicle Purchase] grayola purchased a Nod Stealth Tank
[ 03:30:11 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Fifaheld: you are a looser camper? ok
[ 03:30:20 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Volcom: ur looser than me
[ 03:30:26 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Fifaheld: ok looser
[ 03:30:26 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Host: TakeruJockey is not ranked yet.
[ 03:30:33 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Volcom: no ur looser
[ 03:30:41 ] [ &ExodusBot ] Fifaheld: yes sir..you are the looser

what a looser.

[FlaminGnz]

[15:27:31] <&ACIRCBot> Mortician: She is pretty hot, but I have to keep in mind that sh'es my sister.
[15:27:54] <&ACIRCBot> Mortician: She walks around the house naked half the time.

[15:34:14] <&ACIRCBot> |EviL|DeaDSheeP: SEND MAP MOTHER FUCKER

[15:19:43] <&JellyMarathon> RAgame59: tehre were like 50 NUBJETTERS! how did u n0t P()WN TECH?

[15:24:15] <&JellyMarathon> Ic3ph0xX: dont be a sausage wallet take care of your parents when they are old

[15:23:52] <&JellyMarathon> Ic3ph0xX: pussy crutch