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Old school Donkey Kong with a twist

04 December 2009 - 09:47 AM

Hehe I came across this video on EughChewb. The makers are called Adult Swim and they made the whole Star Robot CHicken Wars :P . Enjoy


Hellloooooo......Anyone there?

24 September 2009 - 09:14 PM

Yo, Ex-WNxKenny is wondering where everyone has gone? Everytime i join or go to join the server, it is dead or almost (Well me and kaaruo joined at stole arny from IRC for shotgun wars and later i joined with vucke and m3 and things picked up a bit)? Apologies if i am at all wrong, but i am just curious if there has been anything going on while i ahve not been playing?

Anyway see you allk around i hope

Series of Unfortunate event.......

28 August 2009 - 07:10 PM

..Well i am back now!

Thursday afternoon i played a few games in the server, I was Temp modded, then i lost connection immediatly as it happened, then my internet wqent off, then i found out my step dad moved the line to the other side of the house, then when i corrected his nasing skills (So that the router is now in my room ;)) my internet got cut off. Well i am BACk. I will be ingame later. Gonna eat some gourmet iecream and maybe watch Lesbian vampire killers.


50 fun things to do in an elevator

15 August 2009 - 01:35 PM

Got this off a chef website of all places:
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"

Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

Sell Girl Scout Cookies.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

One word: Flatulence!

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Do Tai Chi exercises.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

Give religious tracts to each passenger.

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.

Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.

Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

Play the accordion.

Shadow box.

Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Bring a chair along.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"

Blow spit bubbles.

Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."

If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH

Flys are assholes

13 August 2009 - 10:49 AM

Flys really know how to piss me off. Their very existance is a skid mark on society. But this bastard decided he would not quit. It landed on my tv, in the center while i am on Ren. I got frustrated, found a needle, and poked it through the bitch.

Well this is the result:

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I moved it to the windowsill and decided to see how long it would live. In the end i got bored and chucked it out the window.

Stay tuned for my "What really Grinds my Gears" sessions!